Wyoming asswipe

A very technical sexual act where you bust a huge load on your partner's anal airway and then proceed to wipe it with your cock

I gave my best friend Jesse a Wyoming asswipe, he said he loved it and that we should do it more often

by killerCERV33 December 15, 2025

Wyoming Doormat

The act of rolling up the doormat on your front porch and fucking because you no one is watching but all of your neighbors saw

Yo John I just did a Wyoming Doormat this morning.

Bro no way everyone saw you?

by You Smell69 January 2, 2026

Wyoming Plumber

The act of opening someones asshole then shitting in it.

I cant go out tonight im doing a Wyoming Plumber

by Ligmasigmagoon18 May 7, 2025

wyoming

Wyoming is a tear in space in which aliens from the dwarf planet Eris enter the U.S. to invade the planet. many people believe that wyoming is a place in the U.S., however wyoming is actual not real. If you enter wyoming you will appear in walt disney world confused and afraid but with no memories. you will be greeted by the ghost of walt himself before teleporting to canada. 4chan users claim its real but its not, they are actually the aliens taking over the world.

Wyoming is not real.

by lala the dumdum April 2, 2024

Wyoming

An empty field the size of a U.S. State with a population of 34.

“Hey, where do you want to go when you grow up?”
“Anywhere except Wyoming.”

by BeanLover69 February 14, 2024

Wyoming

Contrary to popular belief, Wyoming doesn’t exist. If you think that you live, have been to, or lived in Wyoming, you are wrong. In fact the birds spy on you when you are in the territory of Wyoming and send the data back to the government. Everything that has been “filmed” or “recorded” in Wyoming isn’t real. It is actually are recorded in Colorado, the real version of Wyoming. Thank you for your time reading this and remember, Wyoming isn’t real who ever thinks that Wyoming is real is a person who controls the birds from the data base in a government lab and programs the birds to spy on you.

Hey, did you know that people who believe that Wyoming is real program birds to spy on you?
No! I didn’t know that! I am no longer a believer in Wyoming.

by Whatisthetruthwedontknow June 20, 2021

Wyoming

A yeehaw state full of mullets, and yes Wyoming does exist

Me: I hate living in Wyoming

Someone: Why?
Me: THERES YEEHAW BOYS WITH MULLETS WHO LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC

by Girlslovedraco June 22, 2021