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wyoming reach around

It's that thing when a guy from Wyoming simply reaches around and firmly grasps a girls boobs (or another mans pecs) and gently massages them like he would an old cows' tired udder.
Last night Billy did a Wyoming reach around on me and it felt so amazing... Firm yet gentle.
by Cones of Dunshire April 13, 2015
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Wyoming Traffic Jam

When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.
That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.
by Whahzhxus November 20, 2017
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Wyoming

Wyoming does not exist, Only entities live there and the population info is fake. It is a government level top secret area where there is a high malformation in the multiversal reality structure and spacetime. It is a portal to other realities. Apparently, it is where the US government experiments with advanced entities and beings from the other multiverses. Anyone who enters the area will have fake memories implanted by super secret alien technology from area 51. Anyone who says they came from or lived in Wyoming is most likely not human.
Friend: I live in Wyoming!
Me: Hello, is this area 51? I think I found an alien.
by DHGD May 13, 2022
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Wyoming

A “state” that is a lie made by the government. Wyoming is truly a chunk error in the world that the US government has tried to fix without prevail.
“Wyoming is just a chunk error, just don’t tell the public.”
by The sales man May 25, 2021
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