Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often

Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret

by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020

womb canoe

(n) a penis

I pleasured her for seconds with my womb canoe.

by Fwerp December 10, 2020

womb hole

Also known as a Vagina

When Officer Andy said what happened, The lady said she was kicked in the womb hole.

by SomeDirtyGuy May 11, 2024

womb ticket

A pregnancy test.

Bro, my ho done give me a womb ticket ...ain't no way that fuck trophy is mine.

by Ditto2458 May 17, 2020

womb ranger

Mom who can't let go, maintains a Stalin-like rule upon all things that have exited from her womb.

Going underground, my mom has gone all Womb Ranger on me and is screening my texts.

by Julie the Wife July 29, 2012

Wombing It

The sexual acronym stands for Washing Out My Buttcrack and is used when your partner is boutta go down on you and for once you feel generous enough to wash it so she doesnt get a dinkleberry on her lip

Person 1:”Ay bro why the fuck you takin so long in the bathroom?!”
Person 2:”Fuck you dogg im in here wombing it!”
Person 1:”Thats fuckin right fool,RESPECT!”

by Tinwaysthedisgrace May 17, 2022

Ruffalo a womb

To rape a fertile matured female before the man is done maturing, thus implanting a deformed fetus in her womb. Or to break a gun made by a professional Bragg maker.

Mr. Ruffalo raped a matured girl before his semen was ready because he was 9 and now her womb is Ruffaload with a deformed baby that has to be removed from her with tongs and Disney World will attack because they don't know that she had 2 Different impregnaters in one day. One had good semen and gave her 2 healthy babies. He also Ruffaload her gun so the poor girl couldn't defend herself from transexuals, either. But in the end, Mr. Ruffalo got illegally savaged on an Egyptian pyramid so everybody feels sad for him even though he really knew how to Ruffalo a womb.

by Paradamno September 28, 2021