windsmear

windsmear (noun)
- Fecal staining produced by a violent passage of wind.

Windsmears are produced when airborne particals of feces (or "winnit dust") becomes trapped within cloth, usually underwear but frequently bedsheets.
A windsmear is marked by its resemblance to, say, the spray of an aerosol. They are usually dry to the touch.

Not to be confused with skidmarks.

"You better check your underwear. That huge fart might have left a windsmear."

"Check out the windsmear on Warren's pants!"

by UrbanDef June 4, 2006

windshitty

made irritable by the wind

I went for a walk outside but just ended up windshitty

by Bing Turkby December 20, 2010

South Windsor

A relatively small down in CT that everyone complains about while living in but misses once they’re gone. South Windsor might not have much, but what it has is just enough. Anyone who lives here can say they’re privileged; this town is a blessing.

I’m from South Windsor, CT.

by skeojndisnel February 9, 2018

Pitch a Windshield

Instead of pitching a tent for temporary shelter, "pitching a windshield" refers to sleeping in your vehicle.

Chris- "I was too drunk to drive home from the bar last night, so I had to pitch a windshield in the parking lot."

by bigcatspecial July 8, 2010

windy dick

after gay men have sexual intercourse, Guy A removes himself from Guy B's pleasure zone and his weapon is dangling, A very gaseous Guy B breaks wind, causing Guy A's weapon to blow like a screen door in a hurricane.
This manuever is also known as "gone with the wind" or "The Windmill.

After Matt was done punishing Brent's foxhole, Brent layed a fart on Matt's incher, giving Matt the nastiest case on Windy Dick since the civil war.

by The Bij March 8, 2008

Arab on the windshield

A moment during a film when a stupid, childish visual joke is inserted into a somewhat serious scene, removing the suspension of disbelief and tarnishing the scene (and sometimes the movie), rendering that segment almost unwatchable.

Origin: From the film "Raiders of the Lost Ark." During the truck chase scene, Indiana Jones and a Nazi are fighting for control of the truck carrying the Ark when the truck crashes through an irrigation system. The result is a very surprised Arab on the hood of the truck, staring at Indy and the Nazi from the wrong side of the windshield.

Dude, "The Dark Knight" was a great movie except for that "Arab on the windshield" moment in the tunnel when Batman simultaneously blows up one of the cars those two kids stuck in traffic were shooting with their fingers.

by Godzirra-riffic September 28, 2008

University of Windsor

A deliberately mismanaged university that consists of a cesspool of students who realize they made a mistake by coming here.
-Will accept anyone:
* who can spell their name in English.
* knows what day it is.
AKA a money university, last chance university.

Transfer students usually end up here for a good education and realize later they've made a big mistake.

Watch roger and me to get an idea of what Windsor is like.(currently suffering the same fate as most industrial cities like detroit)

person1:where do you study again?
person2:university of windsor
person1:right..

by dominono April 8, 2008