pissing into the wind

Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)

Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.

by Coyotlboy January 5, 2009

wind your neck in

A phrase that is frequently used by police officers in the United Kingdom

John: You fucking bastard, why are you arresting me? I haven't even done anything wrong, bla bla bla

PC Plod: Wind your neck in

by Spliff Head June 18, 2007

wandujo

noun: a penis, dick, schlong, tallywhacker, wang, etc. etc.

When Sally whipped her wandujo out, I almost shit my pants.

by kool aid man April 22, 2004

wind fluffle

A wind fluffle is a fluffle that is caused by a strong wind which messes up one's hair.

Jasmine looked precious when she was wind fluffled after sticking her head out of the car window.

by Aristeo March 11, 2009

Windeed

A term used to agree with someone who thinks something is made of win and badassery

"Dude, that song kicks ass."
"Windeed, I've listened to it over 9000 times."

by GGreenBass November 20, 2009

Windflake

It is someone who has bad dandruff or/and sheds skin a lot and leaves those types of feces flying in the air.

It can also be used to describe how lame a person is.

You can tell that guy is a total windflake wearing a retarded hat like that.

by DrawlyLawly June 6, 2010

Wind shit

Another term used for farting.

"Yo the kid in the seat next to me just caught some wind shit."
"Bro you feel that wind shit yet?"

by grandmaster poo December 30, 2011