johnson lover

One who expresses love towards male genitalia

The workers found out their boss was a johnson lover the other day.

by bolt06 September 21, 2016

Johnson Stones

Your balls are called Johnson Stones. Stones(balls) that belong to the Johnson(dick)

Dude! You just kicked him in the Johnson Stones!!!

by ZachJack September 7, 2009

Hannah Johnson

A girl who must be protected at all costs because she is a fitty

Adele loved Hannah Johnson.

by Chumlee Johnson November 7, 2023

Alfie Johnson

An Alfie Johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a Big Mac Burger from a starving African child.

The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.

Fuck You Man, Why are you acting like an Alfie Johnson.... I need that Burger to survive!

by Sergeant Gay-ming August 11, 2017

jimmy johnson

the act of taking a shit on a person's chest and then licking it for sexual pleasure

john: yo man me and this baddie did a jimmy johnson last night
stan: ah sick bro thats wicked

by jamarious quangle dangle June 3, 2022

Fuckboy Johnson

This biggest douchebag on the face of the world.

Fuckboy Johnson: "Dude I can bench like 3543533532643634574574563454 pounds bro, fight me."

Bob: "Shut the hell up, Fuckboy Johnson."

by OneKillWonder September 18, 2016

calvin johnson

god. of god. as in, calvin johnson is god.

<kicks friend in nuts>

"aw fuck, what was that for, god damn it?"

"oh shit, don't you dare bring calvin johnson into this"

by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008