whamp

a quick, swift hit to the rear portion of one's head.

If you have a headache, the last thing you want is a good whamp.

by Hunter Roush August 4, 2003

whomp

a word used when a situation is awkward, or when you have nothing else to say

frank- "man i fucked your papa last night, then i killed your dog.."
you-"WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP!"

by we..are..MORSAS November 30, 2009

Whomper Jaded

A messed up appearance. Once looked good, yet no longer does. Or a messed up situation, but not as bad as Fubar.

After Karen left the salon she was caught in the rain resulting with her nice looking hair getting all whomper jaded.

I tried fixing the flat tire but the rim was all whomper jaded so I had to take it in to the shop to get fixed.

by gellyG. December 14, 2009

whomp

another word for "shred" or "good".

Dallas: "dude i was whomping at Call of Booty."
Kev: I know, you whomplifly

by crator face March 24, 2009

Whomp

Whomp has many meanings.

1st " this sucks , boo , this bones , shitty , shit happens" etc

and 2nd " hell yeah bitch"

depending on context

1st:

i woke up and my shoes were gone. whomp

2nd:
all the bitches love me. whomp

by sal galifiankis November 16, 2011

whomp

decorate to decorate something gaudily or with taste. Depending on its usage whomp can either be derogatory (past tense) or complimentary

derogatory: "Miss thang has whomped that house with so much brick-a-brack you can't even move in there!"
complementary: "this place could be fabulous! You could whomp the fuck out of it!"

by stephen phillips June 9, 2007

WHOMPS

1. Used as a fairly spirited exclamation following a sentence.
2. A dis/insult diffusion mechanism

1. I just got paid today...WHOMPS
2.
Person 1: Hey, you are really a total jackass today....
Person 2: WHOMPS

by Promissory Estoppel December 21, 2007