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weekend

Period from Thursday afternoon to Monday night during which excessive amounts of alcohol and drugs are consumed in attempt to forget the previous four days.
Random co-worker: What are you doing this weekend?

Billy: Nothing, just relaxing.
(thinking): I'm going to get drunk off of Bacardi and Vodka, then smoke a joint and hook up with my girlfriend's best friend. I'll come in on Monday drunk and high, make bee line for my cube, then just stare into space for several hours while listening to Jethro Tull. After that I'll contemplate quitting for a while, then play solitare till its time to leave.
by Modisch February 7, 2008
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mountain weekend

A weekend spent in the mountains involving lots of beer, Greeks and sexual assault.
Sorority Girl: "For mountain weekend, I made Fratty McFratterson such an awesome cooler and all I got was herpes!"
by just_an_observer April 6, 2009
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weekend bulimic

a person, often a trendy young woman, who starves/diets/restricts her food intake during weekdays, but then binges/gorges herself on sweets during the weekend. compare anorexic and bulimic.
she pretends to be so restrictive all the time, but she is such a weekend bulimic! did you see how many donuts she ate last saturday?
by cocojosie April 13, 2004
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Australian Weekend

When the weekend goes by fast like somehow you were transported to Australia and it's Monday already.
Wow, that was an Australian Weekend!
by Koi December 10, 2008
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weekendlessness

a feeling one usually has on Friday in the evening when the weekend has not really started yet, but one already feels so great about the two next days that they seem to be longer than 48 hours
Jack: Weekend!
Mark: Yes, a total weekendlessness! I mean, I know it's only two days, but they seem so great to me that I feel like they will never end. You know what I mean?
Jack: Totally, bro! Totally!
by KurtSteinerPL February 15, 2010
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on the weekends

Something that does not happen or occur most of the time.
John: I didn't know you could rap like that. I thought you played guitar.

Tyler: I do play guitar, but I rap on the weekends.
by marlon_357 December 31, 2011
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Rockefeller Weekend

Rockefeller Weekend generally starts on or a few days before the third last banking day of the month (depending on wether you receive your Ontario Works or ODSP cheque by mail or direct deposit).

The proper procedure for a sucsessful rockefeller weekend is:

1: Recieve your cheque.
2: Buy enough Ciggerettes to last for the next three days.
3: Smoke crack, drink, smash morph until your cheque is depleated.
4:Spend the night at Withdrawl Managment if you cant sneak back into the shelter.
5:Return to buming smokes and butt banging. Tell your social worker that your cheque got stolen... again.
*Homeless Shelter Log-book entry: "Heads up, Its Rockefeller Weekend."
by -30- May 15, 2005
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