Weingus

Someone who is a mixture of cool, dorky and weird. This person is original in all they say or do, but their coolness can be easily confused as wackyness.

Elisa, you are such a weingus.

by Emily February 24, 2004

Canadian Wedding

a euphemism for a same-sex union which may or may not actually take place in Canada.

Didn't you hear? Adam and Steve are finally having their Canadian wedding is this weekend!

by MisplacedPgher April 21, 2010

reverse shotgun wedding

A rushed marriage that crumbles to pieces after a couple of months. Derived from a "shotgun wedding" where the bride and groom are forced to marry due to an expectant child. In a reverse shotgun wedding, the couple is rushed amongst themselves and the whole thing blows up in their face.

Person 1: Did you hear about Kent's marriage? What a disaster!

Person 2: Well what do you expect? Everyone knew it was a reverse shotgun wedding.

by W-JohnSt February 12, 2010

african wedding cake

Another term used for watermelon

"Look at that nigga with the African Wedding Cake all over his lips."

by bill January 18, 2004

blanket welding

Derived from the process of sheet welding (i.e. sticking two sheets together), refers to bed-based masturbatory activities, with the assumed consequence that the 'sheets' (substituted for 'blankets' for increased differentiation from the innocent metal-work activity), will be welded (i.e. stuck together with semen) together.

Ash: "Euurrggh Doug, is that your hand moving up and down under your covers?"

Doug: "No!"

Ash: "Don't lie, you're blanket welding again, aren't you?"

Doug: "Is it okay if I was thinking of you while I was doing it?"

Ash: "You're sooo not waking up tomorrow".

by Nuciphaal January 13, 2005

beer welding mask

The extreme of beer goggles.

He was putting the moves on a chick with a mullet and beer gut. He must have been wearing the beer welding mask.

by DangerousDave June 5, 2005

Eskimo wedding

Eskimo wedding is when a man attends the wedding of a woman he has fucked before.

I fucked this super hot chick in college and now she is getting married. This is going to be an awesome Eskimo wedding. I hope my Eskimo brother doesn't get mad that I banged his wife before.

by J DogG August 31, 2012