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boob warranty

the ability to return broken or normally un-returnable items to the store due to favortism for having a large chest.
mandi spilled water on her brand new macbook pro and got it replaced for free under the boob warranty.
by stacykiller December 4, 2010
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eBay Warrior

An person who will sell anything on eBay just to make a small amount of money and impress his online warrior friends with his high feedback!!!
Person 1: I might go into that charity shop, buy everything and sell it on ebay.

Person 2: Why in the hell would you wanna do that?

Person 1: Its all about the FEEDBACK!!!! I love eBay!!!

Person 2: Your so sad!! Stupid eBay Warrior
by corpie16 October 20, 2010
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canadian water skiing

When you tie someone to the back of a car and drag them around the streets. Done in order to seriously annoy people.
Hey, did you hear about that guy who didn't pay the gang what they wanted? He got taken on a little Canadian water skiing trip. I haven't heard from him.
by AllTheMemes October 7, 2016
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Booty Water

1. Formally used in a form of Rage. Calling someone booty water refers to in a state of a phycological or physical state of being awful at something
YOUR AWFUL, NO YOUR BOOTY WATER!
by bsandvig7 May 27, 2018
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Blighted Water

Kenji's signature ability and the one he uses the most frequent. Blighted Water:
By using his energy (or) his ability “Atomic Switch” , the user is able to change the PSI (pounds per square inch) of any amount of water. Being able to make it deadly it can crush anything with enough energy inputted, standing in it can break bones and kill even to the user if misused. Blighted water cannot be evaporated as it is too dense to heat up or cool down, along with being non-conductive, Depending on how deep the water is that's the area it affects. Blighted Water despise being so dense it's magical properties allow it to flow like normal water.
Kenji: I used Blighted Water and at that time the match ended quickly, not much can defend against something that defies all laws and normalities associated with water
by Kénji Lescara January 24, 2019
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nascar water

(n) Any beer you see nascar fans drinking, usually really low in alchol and has lite or light in the title. Examples include Bud light, Coors light(pronounced - Kurs Lye), Natural Lite(pronounced - Natty Lye). Most the time their belly button and or ass crack is showing.
Hey Billy Bob make yourself useful and grab daddy one of them there nascar waters
by jlotrujillo December 7, 2021
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texting the water

Texting your friend a cautious 'Hey' when you haven't heard from them in an unusually long time, in order to check that they're not pissed off with you.

Often results in 1) a responding 'Hey' if clear of blame, or 2) pointed silence from the other party if you are guilty of an unknown offence.
Person A: Hey
Person B: YO WASSUP BRUH, AIN'T HEARD FROM YA IN DIZZAYS. HOW U BEEN MAN.
Person A: Soz man, was just texting the water to make sure you weren't mad at me for throwing up in your pool the other night. Glad we're cool

Person C: Hey
(No reply from Person D).

Additional information - Person C hooked up with Person D's sister and then never called her.
by Mpaper July 6, 2011
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