Walmart 10

A woman who is usually a 5 is a Walmart 10

She's a Walmart 10

by Greennuns69 December 9, 2016

walmart slacks

n. Pajama pants, usually worn with an ironic t-shirt to match

Personal Story:

I was at Walmart the other day when I saw a redneck wearing some Walmart slacks. Not only was I laughing at this, but also she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Queen of the world', and as I was walking by her, I happened to pass a rack full of the exact same shirt that was on rollback.

by ThatVintageGuy January 9, 2014

walmart wifi

Really bad or slow wifi connection.

"Her lag was horrible, I dropped her FaceTime."

"She totally has Walmart wifi!"

by melonmango May 5, 2016

Walmart obsession

An affliction whereby a person is found to be shopping at Walmart multiple days a week at any hour of the day or night.

"OMG. Every time I call Mom, she's at Walmart. She has a Walmart obsession."

by Your Daughter J Bex March 10, 2012

Walmart Mouth

A person who possesses an unrefined palate and has no appreciation for taste or flavor.

Waiter: "Today's special is an 8 oz Prime Filet with Parmesan Risotto and a Herb Crusted Asparagus."

Walmart Mouth: "Do you guys have any fish sticks? Oh well, I'll take a Well Done Top Sirloin with Tater Tots please."

by Ken Bob Noe Pants March 16, 2021

Walmart Princess

Any female you see in a Wal-Mart that is above a 6 on a hot scale of 1-10.
Any hot redneck girl.

Guy 1- Shouldn't Chris be back from Walmart by now? He's been gone for three hours.

Guy 2- He probably found himself another Walmart Princess. My guess is he's probably already moved in to her trailer.

by BigJay65 March 11, 2011

Walmart Hopping

One who visits a numerous amount of Walmarts in his/her area.

Girl 1: Heyy.. The Dickson Walmart is too big.. The Waverly Walmart has a bad selection... WELL HEY.. LETS GO TO THE CAMDEN WALMART!

Girl 2: "..........." Well.. She's going Walmart Hopping today....

by mactowngirl November 10, 2010