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Salt wagon

A female who guzzles down bulk semen. Usually found inside a nightclub after 3am wearing a skirt shorter than her vagina and hunting down sausage like its her job.
"Check her out dude, what a salt wagon!!"

salty broad sluts gangy bukkake
by Crackyo June 2, 2016
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Gash Wagon

Damn, look at that gash wagon, wonder where they goin
by Dr. Helmetspore July 16, 2021
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Party Wagon it

When you don't get invited on the party bus so you lasso a rope to the bus and ride along side in a wagon with a couple broads and some booze.
No man I think I'm just going to party wagon it
by Mr.meaty February 27, 2011
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Scatter Wagon

Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.
Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed
by newoldmonkey April 26, 2011
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gift wagon

asking if you can go in on a gift because you were to lazy or just didn't care to go and get one yourself
oh man I forgot it was johns birthday do you think I could gift wagon
by AUWFT August 17, 2016
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Wagon Wheelin

Named after the much overplayed song, "Wagon Wheelin" is when the same story is told over and over again to the same audience as if it was fresh and interesting.
"I hate hanging out with her. She goes wagon wheelin on me every time"
by icepeople August 11, 2015
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Cum Wagon

I’ve seen a couple people talk about firing Cassidy. Like what kind of drugs do you need to be on to have that idea pop into your head? The team is obvi in a decline, in the last 3 years, we’ve lost Krug, Chara, Krejci, and Tuukka. Our 3rd & 4th lines have struggled all season. And yet, we still made the playoffs in a conference that has never seen this much lopsided talent in NHL history (first time ever all playoff teams have >100 points). So, yeah, have these games been disappointing/frustrating? Of course. Did the officiating absoluteY BLOW in game 2? Yeah. But Carolina is the better team. Plain and simple. Cassidy is not a miracle worker. We’re getting beat by a better team. They’ve been better all season. They’ve killed us in every meeting this year. It’s not like we dominated them all year and are just now falling flat. It’s not like we’re the 2019 lightning getting swept by the blue jackets in the 1st round. Firing Cassidy would be absolutely ludicrous. We finished 7th in the conference, and yet fans/social media think we’re the cup favorites, and if we don’t make it all the way, the season was a failure. It’s insane. We are a cum wagon.
by Xavier Nady November 25, 2022
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