Wyoming

An empty field the size of a U.S. State with a population of 34.

“Hey, where do you want to go when you grow up?”
“Anywhere except Wyoming.”

by BeanLover69 February 14, 2024

wyoming

Wyoming is a tear in space in which aliens from the dwarf planet Eris enter the U.S. to invade the planet. many people believe that wyoming is a place in the U.S., however wyoming is actual not real. If you enter wyoming you will appear in walt disney world confused and afraid but with no memories. you will be greeted by the ghost of walt himself before teleporting to canada. 4chan users claim its real but its not, they are actually the aliens taking over the world.

Wyoming is not real.

by lala the dumdum April 2, 2024

Wyoming

the act of wyoming indicates one is beginning to wyom.

i started wyoming at 4 in the morning today.

by CementSandwich July 6, 2022

Wyoming Ranch Hand

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!

I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time

by The cocks July 19, 2022

Wyoming

A state that no one lives in

Even Detroit has more citizens than Wyoming

by Person17804 June 21, 2022

wyomed

Past tense of wyoming

He wyomed them.

by AInternetUser February 21, 2022

Wyoming

A place which doesn't exist, regardless of what any so-called "Wyomingites" or "United States Federal Government" say to the contrary.

Person 1: "Yeah, I have a cousin who lives up in Wyoming."

Person 2: "Fucking where?"

by AveryTheMango March 5, 2022