vanity seller

A term originated by one Mr FandL describing wankers who list a few books on Ebay, Amazon or Abebooks. By doing this they perceive that they suddenly have the status of Maggs Brothers.

An upper middle class housewife from Kent lists her husband's library of law books on abebooks for £1.00 each and tells all her friends that she is an antiquarian bookseller. When husband finds his rare and valuable collection on the shelves of Maggs brothers the wife is found strangled on the side of the road. An example of what happens to a vanity seller.

by Once an abe lover April 27, 2006

Vintage Coffee

Coffee that has been left unsupervised and turned cold.

I forgot about my coffee, and I don't like to drink vintage coffee.

by Kaneelkip March 5, 2011

Red Vining

The act of wrapping two penises around each other for sexual pleasure.

I accidentally walked in on two guys red vining. I thought they were conjoined twins before I realized what was going on...

by SavingYouth December 8, 2012

Vintage Sky

A really hot and talented chick band.

I saw an awesome band tonight, it must have been Vintage Sky!

by I love Vintage Sky January 13, 2004

Vinstigator

A larger than life, living legend. One who is limitless and is constantly harassed by homosexuals for not drinking the pink punch with them. Constantly held back by crappy internet.

Vinstigator sure did pwn Shin2k27 on NG.

Vinstigator's internet blows scrotum.

Moogleslayer and Shin2k27 are homosexuals and should be killed by President Bush.

by Dr.Angus August 29, 2004

vanity crisis

personal crisis, your own personal problems noone else cares about

can you stop talking about your vanity crisis? noone cares about your vanity crisis!

by Ranger May 27, 2004

red vining

When two men entwine their penises like a caduceus (from an episode of The Office)

The two dudes were red vining in the bathroom.

by joe bro December 5, 2012