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double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.
-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.
by Big dick André August 17, 2024
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ACTIVE UNO

When man gets out to the pub to get wankered.
Kane: what’s people up to?
Sam: My mans active unoo
by Most active man about uno April 18, 2019
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Uno skip

When you get so fucked up you start talking gibberish.
Sarah got so fucked up last night she was uno skipping.
by Saraxxxxx October 6, 2022
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uno 2 card

If you are handed an uno 2 card and accept then you are interested in having a threesome with two other perticipants.
She accepted my uno 2 card. She's going to accept my threesome offering.
by Blowfish00 December 4, 2016
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Uno Reverse

After safe intercourse you take the condom just used and flip it inside out and put it back on and stick it back in and get her prego. Therefore the uno reverse.
EX: "Damn bro did you hear cock biter Stephanie is having an unexpected baby?" Guy 1. "Yeah bro I heard it was an Uno Reverse." Guy 2.
by Nick is a gay faggot September 27, 2021
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Uno Reverse Card

Me: Hey, look there's a zombie behind you!
Some random dude that's a complete bitch: No U
Me: Uno Reverse Card
Some random dude that's a complete bitch: Gets turned into a zombie then I kill him and the other zombie.
by PhoenixGamer34 January 8, 2024
mugGet the Uno Reverse Cardmug.

Uno

Giving the holmies head in a completely platonic, non-gay way.
After rage-quitting the game, the man agressively played uno with his friend.
by Sgegzy November 10, 2022
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