the umbrella

this is a move done by stripper's. when there on the pole grinding for there money and an interested customer decides to make it rain. they place their hands over their head to protect from any change that may have been accidently incorporated, protecting themselves from serious injury.

Pimp: Ay bitch what happened to yo head?
Shaniqua: Pacman Jones was in the club last night, acting a fool and when he made it rain there was 3 nickels and a dime in in, cut my muhfucking head.
Pimp: bitch you know to protect yo'self, i taught you the umbrella...
Shaniqua: i know fool i was taking my thomg off at the time i couldn't protect myself.
Pimp: stupid ho...

by daz a l July 17, 2007

umblefarp

An undefined unit of time often used in high school level mathematical proofs. It is used when one does not wish to convert units of time, so they set the aforementioned time to one umblefarp.

I forgot how to change seconds to days, so I converted seconds to an umblefarp.

by Bofo Futtfoo May 27, 2007

urblej

(n) An urban legend.

Generally speaking, a story that is circulated extensively through either word-of mouth or (more recently) the internet, with little or no basis in fact.

Snopes.com is an excellent resource for such tales.

(Orig: Contraction of 'urban legend')

Many such stories circulated on the internet, no matter how amusing, are generally either pure urblej or hoax.

by [e-mail] January 22, 2005

Umlet

Pronounced um-let, kind of like omelette, but with an um instead of ome.

1.(noun) An ume omelette, made by mixing ume in with the eggs before cooking. Invented by Johnny Tsunami in the early 21st century, this dish is considered quite horrid and disgusting by all.

2.(transitive verb) Similar in definition to the word let, umlet is just a more uncertain way of saying let.

1. "Why the hell is this omelette pink and vinegary?!"
"Oh, thats not an omelette, its an umlet."

2. "So what do you wanna do after practice?"
"Umlets go to the store and buy some food."

by The Tsunami June 10, 2008

Umbrellatidus

A nasty, skin inflammatory infection caused by multiple stimuloses commonly found in ink pens. The rashes, and irritation that follow can be devastating. One knows when they are infected by this when red and grey bumps surface to the epidermis (outer layer of skin), and inflammation and proposterous itching begin to occur. There is no known cure for unmrellatidus.

Dude, have you seen Joe's skin? Its the nastiest thing in the world! I think he might have umbrellatidus from those stupid markers he has been playing with.

by Alexander Demidov January 16, 2009

Umbrellapal

A special person you would love to share an umbrella with when it pouring with rain, snowing, hailing or even when the sun is shining. In fact, you would pray for the weather to change course just so it would give you a reason to be caught under an umbrella with this person.

oh gosh, its pouring pikachus, porky pigs and pluto dogs... ah... we only have one umbrella... would you like to be my umbrellapal? :)

by Shoelacetied July 3, 2010

UmbreonPlayz

A good fortnite and smash bros player

UmbreonPlayz is a good video gamer

by ZugMinecraft September 9, 2019