ultimate blumpkin

The Ultimate Blumpkin is to receive fellatio whilst depositing feces in the lavatory, AND reading the Sports Page. Thus creating the ultimate male experience.

"I just received an Ultimate Blumpkin. By the way, did you hear about the "big trade involving your hometown team"?"

by Blumpking777 December 9, 2008

Ultimate Blow job

When a woman performs fellatio and during the process bites your member off.

"Oh, man, i was driving home last night with Shelly and crashed into the car in front of me. She was giving me head at the time, so you can imagine. It was the ultimate Blow job"

"That sucks, B."

by DragonLegion March 13, 2009

Ultimate Warrior

1)A crazy man who changed his last name to match his wrestling persona: WARRIOR.

2)Anyone who is racist, bigoted, homophobic, or feels that there are "right" and "wrong" opinions.

3)A person who is uncaring towards people of a lesser standard.

4)Insane.

The Ultimate Warrior is nuts.

by Zero April 8, 2005

ultimate champion

The champion of everything that is ultimate. Not hte champion of stuff that isn't ultimate like a regular champion.

Lindsey isn't hte ruler over me becuause hes an ultimate champion and im a regular champion

by Ryan March 6, 2004

Ultimate spew

Ultimate spewing (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews the other person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.

In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.

So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat himself. I’m now no longer aloud to get within 100 feet of the family.

by The Negro Ninja July 30, 2008

ultimate shoes

Shoes with great unimaginable power, discovered many moons ago in the Cheshire Oaks designer outlet.

George has ultimate shoes.

His shoes are the ultimate.

by Clanad September 25, 2007

Ultimate Duece

There is one guy having sex with a gurl on the bed and his friend is having sex with a girl next to him on the bed the guys then lean the gurls over the side of the bed and start doing them doggy style and when the girls least expect it the guys switch and start pounding out the opposite girl.

Dude last night me and my bro pulled an ultimate duece wit these 2 ho's we picked up .

by Master duecer 68 October 16, 2009