turbo bungle

Fuck up a simple task so badly that simply "bungling" isn't sufficient.

"Boy, you really turbo bungled that one, didn't ya Sam?"

by maestro696969 October 08, 2020

Turbo Busa

A wonderful machine that will pull on any vehicle it will race and win it

Turbo Busa owner: Bruh, I bet u can't win against mah Turbo Busa
Panigale V4R owner: I bet I can

Turbo Busa owner: U hav a turbo?
Panigale V4R owner: Nah
Turbo Busa owner: U gon get slayed by ma Turbo Busa. TURBO BUSA POWAAAA!!!!!

by Clammy Pube February 07, 2019

turbo stds

The mega stds. Once infected a victim will cry sexual fluids out of their anus. There is no knoe cure and it mostly affects midgets.

"Oh shit, the midget gave me turbo stds!"

by butmincherherpes March 31, 2018

mega turbo

something that is more best than best; akin to fierce, arctic. also "turbo" or "mega turbo sweet".

"dude, i bought some mega turbo air jordans yesterday."

by porthos (3) August 03, 2008

turbo limp

A type of majestic movement that frequently occurs when a person acquires some kind of leg or foot injury. The rhythm in which it often flows, goes with a sort of kick, flop, bounce. It can be perceived as a rather amusing movement, in an ultracrepidarian's eyes. However this cannot be taken lightly, as it is a serious sport in Sweden, and will soon be introduced to the Olympics.

Catherine turbo limped to the bus stop, in order to not miss her bus with her friend, Lucy on it.

by Ultracrepidarian May 17, 2017

Turbo Turtle

Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.

"I don't get it....."
"You're such a turbo turtle!"

by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009

turbo touch

A dumb impossible game in which you will fail because its like rugby, but if u get touched ONCE your out. And the people are all around you.

Coach: You have the ball! This is turbo touch, you have to run!
Player: *dies of depression*

by Mr. Kakalaka April 26, 2018