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Respect the Turtle

A term for masturbation as coined by Craig Ferguson on the May 23rd episode of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
I need some quiet time to respect the turtle.
by Big Lex May 25, 2014
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jab the turtle

by Oxford dictionary co March 24, 2017
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stoopid ninja turtle pussio

basically when sum1 be real ugly like wit 10 rolls on their forehead yh and they also a pussio, making them a stoopid ninja turtle pussio
*wimp*: "no im not gonna fight the bully" *other guy*: stfu u stoopid ninja turtle pussio

aye aye made this wit my g oscar, iss dion here and ethan next me rn is gay
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Turtle Beach

A kickass headset that ranges from 5.1 to 7.1 Dolby Digital Sound Surround, anything less isn't a true turtle.

Its best area of expertise is Search and Destroy on Call of Duty as it makes it easy to clutch BK's (bad kids). One problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming - noob mistake.

Headset can lead to Turtle Beach Hair and awesome KDR's and Win streaks.

Often referred to as Turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don't pick up on this. Once you buy a headset you know what the fucks up.

Annoying when kids on your team don't have ninja pro on.

Awesome when opponents don't.
"Steve, heads up I hear a kid coming around the corner on my Turtle"

"Hey fucker... stop following me. Your loud as fuck on my Turtle Beach"
by SupraBro-93 February 9, 2010
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Turtle Tank

When a woman has a dirty vag that is so rotten it smells like the inside of a turtle tank.
John: Man, I wanna go down on that girl so bad!
Mark: Who Brenda? Dude, no! She's got a turtle tank down there.
John: Fuck, really?
Mark: Yeah, I'd stay away from that.
by Hobo Baggins December 15, 2009
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Turtle Tank Stank

the terrible smell emitting from a unwashed woman's vagina, called such for its similarity to a stinky tank full of turtles.
Myra was looking good today, but man did you smell that turtle tank stank?
by cz2100 November 11, 2014
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turtleaddison

turtleaddison is a famous fanpage with 400k who makes edits and is grateful for their followers
do you know turtleaddison?

yes! turtleaddison is an amazing creator!
by evie-ruth September 21, 2021
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