When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.
Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
by rarussell93 July 25, 2011
A Trojan Compliment is a nice looking compliment on the surface but whose only aim is to manipulate you.
It's more insidious than a back-handed compliment in the way that you don't really realize it's a critic.
The Trojan Complimenter then waits for you to confess it's not as it looks, or he will "realize" it's not as he thought and pretend to be disappointed and use it to get more concessions from you.
It's more insidious than a back-handed compliment in the way that you don't really realize it's a critic.
The Trojan Complimenter then waits for you to confess it's not as it looks, or he will "realize" it's not as he thought and pretend to be disappointed and use it to get more concessions from you.
Car Buyer: "wow man, not a single scratch I love how you kept this car so perfect, I like that"
Car Seller: "well, thanks, there's just one small scratch over here.. "
Car Buyer: (sad face) "Oh, I see... It is a bit visible. Well, tell you what, let's 1k off the price and I'll take it anyway.
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Joe: "How did you learn those that Trojan Compliment technique man"
Me: "ThePowerMoves.com man, it's wicked"
Car Seller: "well, thanks, there's just one small scratch over here.. "
Car Buyer: (sad face) "Oh, I see... It is a bit visible. Well, tell you what, let's 1k off the price and I'll take it anyway.
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Joe: "How did you learn those that Trojan Compliment technique man"
Me: "ThePowerMoves.com man, it's wicked"
by Mandrake99 June 12, 2017
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When you hide inside a couch, have someone put it out on the curb, wait for a stranger to bring it home and get comfy on it, then give them a sneaky footjob.
by CulturedCousCous December 27, 2022
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by Hotrodjack99 December 04, 2018
When a government, nation, or business will act as a temporary safe haven for a person or group who are in a disfavored position. The nation will wait for as many of the assets of the said person/group to be obtained in the period of acting as a safe haven as possibe, and will then pose regulations or laws that stop and seize assets in the organization.
Did you hear the Russian oligarchs fell for the reverse Trojan horse in the Maldives? All their yachts were taken.
by ByAirBySeaYeet March 13, 2022