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WHEN UR LOVER'S HAIR HAPPENS TO FALL OFF, THEN U GRAB IT AND SLAP HER WITH IT WHILE HAVING SEX DOGGYSTYLE.
Hey girl, let me tell u about last night. It was so good that I got track-smacked all over my back and ass. You should let ur man track-smack u.

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track-smacked
by MusicMan cam February 16, 2010
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texas truck skiing

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When an upstanding American citizen who owns a truck.

Takes a Child molester , illegal alien, drug dealing minority, Swoogie. Puts a noose around their neck with a long rope lead. Ties it to the bumper of their truck. Taking said Swoogie
For a high speed long distance walk out to the Desert.
Back about 20 years ago this was actually in the news.

A person got sick of criminal minorities in his town. Dragging one to his death.

Dude: See that pos ( wetback, nigger, spic ) drug dealer?

Dude 2: yeah the dude that smells like spit and malt liquor with the gold teeth
Dude: yeah that one.... Gonna take him for a long ride Texas truck skiing. Grab the rope for me
by The Prospect December 11, 2013
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Track sex

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When you fuck a girl then run right after.
I had to track sex the one girl last night, I had shit to do
by Dayday99 March 7, 2018
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Truck Stopping

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When two men meet at a truck stop and engage in gay sexual acts. Including but not limited to blow jobs, anal, rimming, etc.
Hank: Hey Bill You going truck stopping tonight?

Bill: Ah I just might I haven't had some good mangina in while.
by bluejob October 10, 2008
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truck stop trophy

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a large turd or pile of shit in the toilet in a truck stop, that is so large and unflushed that in some cases even rises above the top of the toilet seat.
On a roadtrip one time, I stopped at a truck stop to take a piss, then to my disgust, I saw a huge, nasty truck stop trophy in the stall, so i just pissed in the sink.
by tomsterino June 13, 2011
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track shoes

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when you send a picture of your genitals to one of your friends
hey man you wana see my track shoes
by bigdicksally February 3, 2012
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Truck stop twerk

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When (generally on a road trip) you experience a moment of uncertainty when forced to lower your backside onto a particularly unhygienic toilet.
"Man, that toilet was so bad i swear i did a truck stop twerk for a solid 5 minutes."
by Dongledawg December 9, 2016
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