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Toronto

The self proclaimed world class city of Canada. With a population of over 2 000 000, Toronto has long been regarded by Canadians as one of the most ethnically diverse cities in the world. Whether this is good or bad is a subject of controversial debate among canadians. Usually you will hear a Canadian say that they either love Toronto and think it's the greatest city on earth or that they hate it and think it's stinky, polluted and crime ridden. Toronto boast's a spectacular yet unsettling skyline which features the world's most phallic looking structures of any city. The CN tower (the penis) and the Rogers Center, originally called the Skydome (the balls).
Typical mentality of a middle class Torontonian: "Hi, I'm from Toronto and I'm way better than all the rest of you hicks and hippies in Canada because, like, I'm so sophisticated because Toronto is the center of the universe and you suck balls."
by arcaneidiocy June 20, 2006
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Toronto toothy grin

The Toronto toothy grin (TTG) is when a chick gives you a blowjob and right before you cum, you kick her in the stomach creating a look that appears to be a toothy grin, then you cum on her teeth, applying it evenly on each tooth, kinda like fluoride. Take a photo with the hidden camera in your headboard and add it to your scrapbook.
Ex: Last night, I gave Lucy a Toronto toothy grin. She enjoyed it, and was ecstatic to find out she's the feature pic on page 5 of my scrapbook.
by DJ Clamstrong January 16, 2008
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toronto

A very large city on the north shore of Lake Ontario, and the economic and, (tied with Montreal), the cultural center of Canada. People living in Toronto generally secretly wish they were living in New York, but when they get to New York think, gee, Toronto's actually so much sweeter (like Cole Porter, except the opposite - not that there's anything wrong with NYC, we all love the Apple). Characterized by small buroughs and a deep sense of community, it's the kind of place where you get to know people by shopping at the same market. All this in spite of having the most diverse population in the world, of a whopping 5.9 million (2.48 million in the downtown core). One of the best Indy rock scenes in North America. And of course, it's the city that Americans are ferociously jealous of (particularly those in the midwest who can't stand the idea that something Canadian is better than something American) as can be seen in many of the entries in this dictionary. Secretly loved by those living here, and publicly loathed by almost everybody else. It is also home to the tallest tower in the world, the CN tower, which is famously interpreted as a sign of penis envy by the city's detractors and great achievement by its supporters. Sometime home to Ernest Hemingway (1920s), Morley Callaghan (1920s), William Faulkner (1940s), Vaslav Nijinski (world's greatest ballet dancer, 1950s), Glenn Gould (world's greatest pianist, 1930s), Hunter S. Thompson (1970s), David Cronenberg, 1980s), Michael Ondaatje (currently), Margaret Atwood (currently), Oscar Peterson (currently).
"Toronto you massive prick, I'm going to miss you" (anonymous)
"Writers tended to disappear once they moved to Toronto in the 1920s, but felt compelled to do so nonetheless" (Hemingway in Toronto, David Donnell)
"Memories of another painful morning in Toronto" (Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
by com December 12, 2008
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Toronto Turd Torpedo

when a guy takes his Girl friend out for a dirty dinner

( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.
Guy1: wow... my girl friend really likes the Toronto turd Torpedo
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl
by da golden finga August 16, 2011
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Toronto

city in Canada that is extremely ethnically diverse, and has great shoppng and nice people. My cousins came from the uk to Toronto and they said everyone is extremely nice here. I'vebeen to montreal and didn't really like it there but I haven't been to the other big canadian cities.
I also haven't really noticed the crime problem, it's not that big in most areas of Toronto, and expecially minuscule compared to other big cities.

By the way, *I've been all around* is just a 12 year old racist cracka who jacks off to cartoons, so don't listen to it.
I went to Toronto and Everyone was so diverse and nice there
by Rawman August 27, 2006
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Toronto Raptors

Is the only Canadian Team in the Nba and never won a championship because they suck in the playoffs
by ImWindz July 4, 2018
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Toronto Blue Jays

The only team in the MLB without any black players.
The Toronto Blue Jays didn't resign any of their black players. I think they have some hispanic players though...
by Trevor69 May 27, 2006
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