Today

You seriously don't know what today means?
Or youre wasting ur time bru. It's now. Tha day now. Today..

"Bruh, is it tomorrow yet?"

" Nah mate, it's today "

by (/`•~•`)/ why U lookin here. F October 16, 2018

tokyo bar

the glorious union of bad music, warm beers and everyone you've ever wheeled

"where are you going Thursday?"
"is that even a question?"
"right. see you at tokyo bar"

by 1234hithere November 19, 2018

Todayrrow

The hours between 1am and 5am when you don’t know whether to say today or tomorrow.

What time is it?

Oh it’s 3am.

Wanna go to the mall todayrrow?
Sure!

by Sapphiresheart December 2, 2018

tokyogoontzn

A tall handsome nigga wit good dick. He a real one and he a g.

Aww shit dat nigga tokyogoontzn fucked my girl

You know who tokyogoontzn is??? He daddy

by Rachetasshoe August 1, 2019

Tokyo Drifting

When cocaine is arranged in a half circle line, when snorted, the user is tokyo drifting.

I was Tokyo drifting off that strippers booty last night.

by Bigbootybatches December 19, 2019

Tokyo Ghoul Moment

When something sad happens, cause 90% of Tokyo Ghoul was sad

This is a Tokyo Ghoul Moment on god

by HitlersLeftNut July 22, 2020

tkay maidza

god.
australian rapper/singer

person 1: “do u listen to tkay maidza?”
person 2: “yes i love her”
person 1: “bro ur music taste is so good”

by zukosgf July 26, 2021