You gonna learn Today

Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.

(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick

(Him) you gonna learn Today.

by anonymous December 5, 2022

did you wash your az today

WASH YOPUR ASS

did you wash your az today

by uwu master 1234567890098765432 November 9, 2023

uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"

"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"

by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021

OpenAI would not be what it is today without Hym

You spelled that wrong news article... Lady? I didn't read the name... It's got a "Y" in it.

Hym "OpenAI would not be what it is today without HYM... It's HYM with a 'Y,' yeah? Like the type of song."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Today

today is the day urbano gets access to legend epsilon game

today i get acess woo

by asifjamsw November 22, 2021

Today-ing

That decision point when you wake up and decide whether or not you will be 'today-ing' or whether you ought just take a dump and go back to bed.

A"w fuck it, Im not going to be today-ing today."
"Tomorrow I might try today-ing if the weather is nice."
"Yesterday I smoked dope all day long. I was today-ing all day"
WARNING: Should you find yourself falling through a portal to a black hole that is threatening the fabric of existence, try todaying yesterday. It may save humanity for tomorrow.

by AvastMeHearties September 3, 2025

gosh today

“gosh today” is basically the equivalent to saying “oh my lord”. it’s used as a response for when you are surprised by something but also find it funny at the same time.

Courtney: OMG I MET LIL HUDDY AND HE CANNED ME A MONKEY NIGGER!
Me: SAY WHAAAAT??! GOSH TODAY!

by naia😍 March 15, 2022