anal toaster

When you have a literal toaster in your ass.

Or, when you anally pound a bitch, the friction is so intense you warm dat as up.
Sandra: Jimmy offered me an anal toaster, I was so confused I had to try it.

Jimmy: Last night was so crazy, Sandra let me anal toaster dat ass.
by Griffdog55 December 09, 2015
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zoaster the toaster

A nickname you give a girl named Zoey. But only if the girl is extremely awesome and has a sword.
I love Zoaster the Toaster. She totally killed me with her sword.
by mothalicka May 27, 2009
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Toaster Mage

1) Likes toasted computers
2) Likes PIE
3) Likes randomness
4) Likes Spam programs
5) Naturally lazy
6) Hate's physical activity of any kind (who doesn't)
7) Has annoyingly Curly Hair
8) Invents days (eg Unhappy error 404 day 04/04/05)
9) Does not own a toaster
10) Uses the phrase "I see..." too much on msn
Someone says "Hello"
Toasty says "I see..."
by Fomar0153 April 06, 2005
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Toaster Struedal

A Shit on the Chest with Cum Icing.
He gave her a Cleveland steamer? Nah man he one upped it and gave her a toaster Struedal!
by Matt2008 April 08, 2008
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Toaster Strudel

The act of "finishing" or ejaculating on a female after intercourse, usually on the stomach, breasts or even the back. The man juices act as the icing in this situation.
"Do you see that girl over there? I totally strudelled her last weekend."

"Chris isn't that the girl you toaster strudelled this morning?"
by Mattys4 February 21, 2016
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Stfu Toaster

toaster: im on the bus again
your mom: stfu toaster
by loliguts March 12, 2021
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toaster dick

When you put your weewee in the toaster
Mikey "Yo bro, i have toaster dick from last night."

Jeff "Damn bro, we went hard! Frat bros fo eva!"
by dilhoes June 11, 2018
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