by Allthenamesgone November 10, 2017
by chortles November 13, 2017
by Muckyfingers82 June 03, 2022
Tobi: here ya go
Baku: what?
Tobi: spooky pizza
Baku: what?
Tobi: it's invisible
baku: dawg you def smoking nut
Baku: what?
Tobi: spooky pizza
Baku: what?
Tobi: it's invisible
baku: dawg you def smoking nut
by TennoSkoom July 15, 2020
The Retarded Nut is when you get a nut off for the first time after a week or weeks of not getting a nut. The effects are it feeling so good that you become crippled with retardation afterwards.
Tyler isn't the same after weeks of no sex ended with his girlfriend inducing him with the Retarded Nut
by Shaka G April 27, 2009
by TJ0169ga September 10, 2009
Known globally for its set date of December 1st (December 2nd for those who intend to be official for all timezones), The Big Nut marks the end of No Nut November, in which men far and wide can be heard busting some of the most potent, thickest nuts of their lives. The Big Nut also marks the beginning of Destroy Dick December.
It is common belief that those who do not participate in The Big Nut following their success in No Nut November transcend from mortal beings to godhood, but no cited instances have been recorded. Perhaps succeed for yourself, and you shall find the true answer.
It is common belief that those who do not participate in The Big Nut following their success in No Nut November transcend from mortal beings to godhood, but no cited instances have been recorded. Perhaps succeed for yourself, and you shall find the true answer.
"Day 27: I cannot believe it... to think we started with millions upon millions of brave soldiers, we are only left with a couple hundred comrades... we shan't allow for their defeats to be in vain... Soon enough, we shall approach the mythical day of THE BIG NUT! Onwards!"
by ThatsRightUJackAss November 05, 2019