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Thomas

An insane human being who deserves nothing and no one in his life.He has very little to no friends at all. Everyone ignores/hates him because his anoyying ass never listens to people. He never follows instructions and always thinks of himself as a better person than everyone else.
Eww it's thomas, Run.
by YellowMagic1234 October 1, 2019
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Thomas

A Thomas is an interesting creature. If you find one, it is highly advisable that you stay away because he is going through a worse identity crisis than anyone you have ever met. He is going through the dilemma of choosing between "Thomas," "Tommy," or "Tom" because he is too uncreative to come up with a name that deviates further than "Tim." He is forced in to the dilemma of choosing whether he wants the be a train, a kid, or a german porn star and he would be better off if someone just told him to use his online username. All in all, a Thomas is someone who can't make up their identity and should not be asked for advice on any major dilemma.
Guy1: "You see that Thomas over there?"
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."
by Emma the Eurobeat Enthusiast January 27, 2019
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Thomas

The biggest dick ever. The most amazing person on the world and the sexiest.
Thomas has an amazing cock
by Nimabima June 3, 2019
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Thomas

A word used to describe the peak size of ass.
"damn you got a Thomas of an ass"
by hot_single_mom February 23, 2021
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Thomas

not at all gentleman like. Will ask for the girls jacket when he is cold and will make her pay for movie tickets and food, ect. Super duper smart, yet has a terrible taste in memes. The type of guy to break up with you over text then avoid you at all costs. Loves his mum heaps though
"how was your date last night?"
"ugh, he was such a Thomas!"
by 911 what's your emergency November 6, 2018
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Thomas

Thomas’s usually aren’t the brightest people. A result of failed abortions, they usually act like they are cool to boost their self esteem, but deep down, they know their name should be Dick Licka.
by Haaaaash March 17, 2020
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Thomas

Thomas is the best boyfriend you could ever wish for

He is sweet; respectful, caring and loving towards others especially family and friends
He is mature for his age and intelligent

Once you have a Thomas you never want to let them go, So once you have one never let him go or you will regret it.
My boyfriend is a Thomas but, I call him Tjay
Nickname of Thomas Jefferson
by Kitkatunloved32 March 13, 2018
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