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positional amnesia

The frustrating state of mind when you walk into another room and can't remember why you are there.
After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:

"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"
by Barking Frog December 1, 2013
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Addy Position

When the big spoon holds a boob while spooning in bed.
Babe, you know I can't sleep unless you have me in the addy position.
by MSLchannel9 October 29, 2016
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fifth position

Maybe if you were in fifth position, you'd be a better dancer.
by Jade Brown June 18, 2015
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Guitar position

When a guy (or girl) grabs a girl by the neck and uses the other hand to fiddle down the bottom, aka choking while fingering.
Guy 1: I did the Guitar position last night with my gf!
Guy 2: I better try that on mine as well.
by PurpleMagma205 July 19, 2020
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Jeremy Position

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by Dordobolong February 20, 2022
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Positive Ramming

A term which is euphemism for "intentional spreading of HIV", also called Pozzing. Given the self-loathing put upon gay males during the AIDS epidemic and by Christians' obsession with sodomy in exclusion to a loving relationship, the act is popular among the gay fetishes.

This would be an issue if there were not also Positive Slamming individuals, or males self described as Bug Catchers, who get a high off taking these positive rammings thus taking the majority share of the viral loads. It is of mild concern to Infectious Disease Specialists who have Christians and the media via gay males to thank for a never-Ending supply of mutations of the immunological depressing virus, only because it's thier job.

For the "plague spreading abominations" from the 80s and 90s, more commonly now referred to a "gays", it is a prophecy of self-fulfillment, given by Christ through the lies of Christians and the news outlets: pestilence spread in the name of sexual satisfaction to god's chagrin by revelations of the sickness HIV by process of actualized defamation.
Despite the name, only the forgiving followers of Christ truly consider this deadly onus/sexual taboo as a good thing.
"Man: I hate to get another positive ramming... my current strain is treatable by my medication."
"Man's Christian Mother: As I told you, you are a sick pervert, you filthy faggot. If you had listened to me that man you 'fell in love with' would be the prophet instead of that abomination you have become just like."
"Man: I think I have a fever."
"Man's Christian Mother: You'll be burning in hell
for eternity for your crime against nature, so might as well go be the sodomite you are and burn on earth too."

"Man: Yes ma'am..."
by FaqBasher January 12, 2022
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Body Positivity

Started to get recognition for people with disabilities. Now its used to shout that your fat and stupid on TikTok or look stupid for "going viral for spreading body positivity."
Wow, look at all these massively obese fat fucks spreading body positivity.
by Protonic Moron April 23, 2023
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