Tighter than dick skin

Extremely tight, often in reference to the fit of clothing.

This Yanni t-shirt is tighter than dick skin!

by L Wrong Hubbard January 14, 2017

Thighmuffing

The gratuitous act of using one's thighs as ear muffs, for a lover or friend, while offering at the same time the vagina as an effective eye mask.

Thighmuffing was in order when Meredith forgot her ear plugs, Kelly obliged by wrapping her inner thighs over Meredith's ears and assertively pressing her warm vagina over Meredith's eyes as a soothing sleep mask.

by sf_tm5 May 15, 2017

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome

Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome or TNSD occurs when the penis and scrotum become very small and tight. TNSD makes an average size penis look like a tiny little acorn cock. TNSD is very common, and usually lasts for only a short period of time. Caffeine, cold weather and hard drugs often cause TNSD syndrome.

Friend 1: “Brah, my cock is so small right now, it looks like a tiny little acorn. It’s bugging me out!”

Friend 2: “Sounds like you’re suffering from Tight Nut Small Dick Syndrome brah, should go away in a little”

by NippleBob Crane March 6, 2021

thighlor cult

a cult of crazy tiktok people who are obsessed with taylor swift’s thighs. you might see a video on your for you page giving you a graphic description of what people would do for thighlor.

“im part of the thighlor cult! it’s so great!”
“OMG me too! lets be besties”

by aftrqlow June 30, 2021

thighlor

Cult of people who worship taylor swift’s thighs. It is also a religion.

Those people are thighlors, they really need therapy.

by a fagot with a baguette July 10, 2021

Thighwich

Beautifully shaped butt, fine ass.

Dang, did you see the thighwich Mr. Kacsir is rocking in those jeans?

by Thighwich man October 20, 2021

Fatty Thighs

Thighs the size of small children...when you slap them, the ripple effect carries on for days...

Hey, have you seen Lindsey Walter lately?

Who, you mean, Fatty Thighs?

by The Grogan July 27, 2009