Oxygen Thief

Someone that is completely useless, a waste of space & bothersome and consequently shouldn't be stealing the oxygen we breathe

A true Oxygen Thief is a speed camera operator hiding near the bushes

by Jasperdistra September 29, 2010

Grand Theft Anus

The capture of another creature's anus, usually contained and held for ransom.

Dude that guy just got convicted of Grand Theft Anus

by GetItDone69 July 9, 2011

joule thief

a person who charges their electronics at some place other than their place of residence

"Old Butters always charges his phone when he comes over"
"yes he is quite a joule thief"

by goombotz August 18, 2009

Dildo Thief

Usually a very sexually irritated youngster. A pervert and a creepy douche. Their actions usually include some of the following:

1. Not many friends
2. Jerks off. A lot.
3. Spends a lot of time on the computer with porn or World of Warcraft
4. Fantasizes about friends' parents.
5. Steals others belongings such as dildo's, sex toys, bras, or panties.

If someone you know takes part in these actions, they may very well be among the Dildo Thieves.

Alec: Dude I am freaking out!

Mitch: Why?

Alec: Jarrett broke into my house last week and stole my mom's panties!

Mitch: Oh... I should've known he was a Dildo Thief when I caught him masturbating to his grandma last week. Sorry...

dildo thief pervert creepy

by Not that guy!!! May 15, 2011

ghost thief

the best archer in all of perfect world

the archer ghost thief is the most skilled archer in our faction

by maddog31002 November 22, 2011

Friend Thief

If you introduce someone to one of your best friends and they try to steal your best friend from you. They act nice at first then, once they are closer to your best friend they'll start acting like the bitch slut they are

Me: What are you doing tomorrow
Friend Thief: Me and (best friend are going to them movies)
Me: Can I Come?
Friend Thief: Sorry It's just us

What I'm thinking: Then why did you tell me bitch

by BadWolf337 May 1, 2016

Grand theft auto 4

One of the best games around, even though when you finish the game it becomes a lonliness simulator, especially if you get the ending where your cousin Roman dies.

Derp: what do you think of Grand theft auto 4 ?
Herp: meh, i get more phone calls in this than in real life

by KeyboardTapper January 23, 2017