Whack and Nap

When one is so deprived of sex and sleep that they must rush home to masturbate after school or work. Then they immediately go to sleep.

Lilly left me yesterday and I was up all night studying for that exam. I gotta go whack and nap.

by Joeyyyy April 16, 2008

cum nap

Falling asleep after ejaculating

I ate a sandwich, cranked one out, and took a 20minute cum nap. I feel refreshed.

I had to stop jerking it at work. The need for a cum nap was too overwhelming.

by Mabus armaggedo November 07, 2015

forever nap

To live life on the edge, play with fate and letting the Grim Reaper harvest yo' ass.

Old Bob wraped his car around a tree and ended up taking a forever nap.

by Tangstaina January 31, 2008

nap

or NAP, m. not a prince, f. not a princess. A person who has a false claim to royal lineage through purchase, barter, adoption, or delusion.

Ex. prince frederic von anhalt is nap and princess zsa zsa von anhalt(gabor) is nap by marriage.

by anemi easy April 13, 2007

nap hangover

The sensation of grogginess, temporal displacement, and nausea that sometimes follows a poorly placed nap.

I can't sleep now- I'll be useless all afternoon from nap hangover.

by kalirush February 08, 2008

turnt nap

when something/someone is about to die

my cat is about to take a turnt nap dying dead turnt nap

by washizzel May 27, 2017

Nap trapped

The act of being trapped in place by a small baby. Not being able to move for fear of waking the little scamp up.

Yasss Queen. I would love to come over. As soon as I'm done being nap trapped me and the little one will pop over.

by Chunk Meister June 13, 2021