A person who is more concerned with his product or passion to worry about how to make money. First coined by Stephen Colbert to describe Brian Greene, a theoretical physicist, and his organization, World Science U.
Stephen: "Does this cost anything?"
Brian: "No it's free."
Stephen: "How does the university make its money? Off the football team?"
Brian: "That's a good question. I don't know, I don't think about those things. I just want to get good material out there to the world."
Stephen: "You're a theoretical physicist and a theoretical businessman!"
Brian: "No it's free."
Stephen: "How does the university make its money? Off the football team?"
Brian: "That's a good question. I don't know, I don't think about those things. I just want to get good material out there to the world."
Stephen: "You're a theoretical physicist and a theoretical businessman!"
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The Deez Theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Richard Inass: Alright class, how do we solve this inequality?
Mike Huntstink: Oh, you have to apply a few laws tied to the Deez Theorum!
Joema Mah: Idiot, you forgot to deduct the sugma from the Sus Equation.
Richard Inass: That is correct boys. Both solutions are present.
Mike Huntstink: Oh, you have to apply a few laws tied to the Deez Theorum!
Joema Mah: Idiot, you forgot to deduct the sugma from the Sus Equation.
Richard Inass: That is correct boys. Both solutions are present.
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Mike Huntich: Dude how do I solve this?
Harry Richard: You have to apply several laws of the Deez Theorum, and deduct the Sugma.
Mike Huntich: Thanks bro.
Harry Richard: You have to apply several laws of the Deez Theorum, and deduct the Sugma.
Mike Huntich: Thanks bro.
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A THEORETICAL HEART WART refers to a person who induces great heart ache; the only cure for this suffering is to take your association with them and bury it.
A THEORETICAL HEART WART refers to a person who induces great heart ache; the only cure for this suffering is to take your association with them and bury it.
-I put everything that reminded me of him in a box and put it out of sight because it's the only way to get over my theoretical heart wart.
-Paddy is such theoretical heart wart, he's like a leech
-Paddy is such theoretical heart wart, he's like a leech
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