Cack Weasel

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.

Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!

by Ben November 21, 2004

Ferret Weasel

Coming from the latin Ferratis Weasalis. An animal of intriguing and fascinating appearance. Looks kinda like a ferret, kinda like a weasel but has a bigger nose and a massive great dick on him.

Last night I seen a ferret weasel try to mount the local parking warden.

by Gordy Willmott August 17, 2006

ben weasel

A Genius of punk rock. Has been in Screeching Weasel for 15 years till they broke up, then created another cleverly called "Ben Weasel" with his first album called Fidatevi.

"Ben Weasel, hes an asshole, Ben Weasel, hes a jerk, Ben Weasel, you just hate him cause he don't have to work!" - The Queers, Ben Weasel.

by screechingqueer June 30, 2005

Weasel Brow

Extremely hairy eyebrows that should be waxed ASAP.

"I was supposed to go on a date with Carson but I have some major Weasel Brow and have to get a wax first."

by White Cheddah February 3, 2010

Jukebox-Weasel

A creepy person who often sings quietly in the background or trys to join in group singing when they're not really in the group.

"what was she saying when she was stood behind us?"
"i dont know i think she was singing,"
"Omg what a jukebox-weasel."

by mongchariotforhire July 31, 2009

Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking

wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.

by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010

weasel-tastic

of or pertaining to weasel like godliness

molly and dylan are fuckin weasel-tastic

by molly and dylan April 28, 2008