A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.
"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."
by TankTheFrank July 30, 2013
My dad is a puddle blaster!
by Soup Kitchen PB July 17, 2022
by Bubble bear May 20, 2020
When someone ejaculates onto some titties with such force, it creates a crater on top of the titty. The crater is filled with the ejaculate, forming a puddle tit.
by Bawlsohard February 13, 2015
When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.
by Mr. Becker December 21, 2016
by Kalnadia July 19, 2015
When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.
by skywalker3880 January 05, 2022