Pelican Mouthful

When you pee into your own mouth without missing a drop!
I remember the thing about Freddy

Krueger is that as a joke he used to

come into a room when you have a lot of

friends over and piss him to his own

mouth without spilling a drop that was

Fred Kruger's move I mean guys

freak Show

but I mean hey who am I to judge right
to each his own

he wants to get the Pelican mouthful

that's what you called it
by SandwhichHAter August 14, 2023
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Petting the pelican

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.
by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013
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pelicans rest

The place all party goers end up when they are a bit long in the beak.
Party animals Turn and Jurn are finally settled in pelicans rest.

Not chicks anymore.
by Jurn2227 April 19, 2018
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Pelican Agents

MEaning tardsy has no appple to peal, if you eat the crust of the banana you gain the trustee funds of pelican agents in yoiur area. its like free sex toys when ya scrubba dub dub you fuck ya mum in the hot tub
Tardsy own quite a few Pelican Agents
by anonymous tardsy April 06, 2022
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pelican leg scramble

The sexual act of inserting a healthy pelican anally and defecating using your feathered friend as a filter, causing scrambled fecies to run down the scrambler’s leg.
That prostate exam gave me flashbacks of the time I tried out the pelican leg scramble
by TheManShomDom September 21, 2018
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Pelican Brief

Loosely based off the movie the Pelican Brief. It’s the name of an unknown rapper who hails from East Sacramento. Known for this vulgarq humor and simplistic beats.
Yo, that new Pelican Brief album East Sacramento was lit.

Did you pick up a copy of Pelican Briefs EP East Sacramento at Starbucks today?
by lil G-40 November 07, 2017
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