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strokey nonce

pedo (prob named gavin or similar)
Person A: bruv your dads a twat u know
Person B shut up lad your dads a strokey nonce
by big ting n that July 19, 2019
mugGet the strokey noncemug.

Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily
You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched
by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020
mugGet the Nonce Punchedmug.

nonce jockey

A person whom likes to ride pedos for the thrill of it
two friends are playing a game of S.K.A.T.E, one friend does a trick the other can't, the other friend responds by calling him a nonce jockey.
by polarco September 26, 2019
mugGet the nonce jockeymug.

techno nonce

someone who likes his computer to glow
mark bailey is a techno nonce
by God--- July 21, 2009
mugGet the techno noncemug.

Virgin Nonce

A person who goes around being a nonce, yet he is a virgin. he is a virgin at being a nonce and pretends to be a nonce and therefore is a virgin nonce
by BIGDIK101 February 8, 2019
mugGet the Virgin Noncemug.

Reverse Noncing

When you, as a younger man/woman/whatever, groom an elder gentleman/gentlewoman/gentlewhatever into pursuing yourself despite their moral objections. Hence turning them into a nonce.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Lewis?

Person 2: Ali, through reverse noncing, got him into bed
Person 1: No fucking way, Lewis is like 10 years older than him and not into younger men.
by PowerhouseUnicorn October 28, 2019
mugGet the Reverse Noncingmug.

Dog nonce

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground
Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce
by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019
mugGet the Dog noncemug.

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