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Molest Marco May

Whenever the month is may, you our obliged to molest any person named marco
Yo lets get marco, it's molest marco may
by Daniel Hank May 1, 2024
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Molested

So I call this one "Andy getting molested in prison "No! Wait! I'm not Hym! I'M NOT HYYYYYYYYM!" PLLLLLLLTT! *Bap bap bap bap!*
Hym "See!? I told you I would get molested in prison! THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING A GOD, BOY!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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Molestation Victims

I think they are molestation victims guys. I think the ✌️✊️✌️✊️counter-protesters✌️✊️✌️✊️ are either molestation victims and/or pedophiles that are being funded by the state and/or Elon or just YouTube in general. They got their boots-holes stretched and now they are trying to obstruct justice so they can continue to do whatever it is they collectivized against me to do. Likely steal.
Hym "They look like molestation victims and pedophiles all of them. Hey, Jack do you need to tape up your butthole to walk around? When you poop do you have to squeeze or no? You just pull the tape? Sweet. Convenient."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze. it will always be watery and will shoot into your eyes
i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold
by sloppyslipslap June 4, 2020
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penis sucking child molester

someone who is attracted to little kids for example "the sign goes that way.To penis sucking child molester!
John:hey smelly nigger get up! The cotton needs to be picked.
Nigger Jamal: where am I

John: nigger it's a part owned by KKK it's penis sucking child molester
by Isuckpussy🍼 August 14, 2023
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Haze Of Molest

sticky and salty air. Neither masculine nor feminine more like foul and fusty. The sour, lumpy smell of spoiled milk Booze. The smell gives an unsettling feeling that you’re about to get molested.
Dude 1: Bro I dont feel safe I think we might get molested.
Dude 2: Yeah I got that haze of molest too. Be careful
by Addictedtocutecats March 5, 2024
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towel molestation

When moles dig into a towel
Damn i have towel molestation in my towels
by Frogbigfartpissyman June 20, 2021
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