admin manager

An ASDA employee with absolutely no earthly use. A cretinous bitch suffering a vastly over inflated sense of self-importance who lurks in the shadows waiting to pounce upon, and emotionally destroy, unsuspecting junior staff.

What happened to the new bloke?
He dared to look the admin manager in the eye, she tore out his soul and beat him to death with it.

by BalthazarFishwick April 13, 2017

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Get the admin managermug.

fisherprice manager

The application used to administer Microsoft SQL Server 2000.

Crappy fisherprice manager is fucking up my database again!

by S. Girard March 20, 2008

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daddy manager

The superior one in a company that is only allowed to do certain things, because:
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or

B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).

Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.

Customer: I want to buy that bottle of crown royale
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.

Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!

by crudmonkey April 6, 2015

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Get the daddy managermug.

crisass management

Handling a problem by showing your ass. Usually done by the Kardashians.

Boy #1: Hey did you see Kylie's ass pic?
Girl #1 : Now that's what I call crisass management.

by itsbritneyb1tch February 25, 2015

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event manager

Noun. ih.vent.ma.nuh.juh

Someone who solves your problems before you knew you had problems. Also specialises in precision guesswork based on unreliable data that changes daily.

Wow didn't the band cancel? Yes they did, but the event manager found a replacement

by Yolodopeshit October 9, 2023

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