An ASDA employee with absolutely no earthly use. A cretinous bitch suffering a vastly over inflated sense of self-importance who lurks in the shadows waiting to pounce upon, and emotionally destroy, unsuspecting junior staff.
What happened to the new bloke?
He dared to look the admin manager in the eye, she tore out his soul and beat him to death with it.
He dared to look the admin manager in the eye, she tore out his soul and beat him to death with it.
by BalthazarFishwick April 13, 2017
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A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or
B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).
Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
A. The employees are too stupid to do them
or
B. The employees aren't qualified to do them.
or
C. He just wants to show everyone how smart and great he is (whether or not he indeed really is).
Kind of like a relationship where "only daddy is allowed to touch the knives" to a 3 year old.
Customer: I want to buy that bottle of crown royale
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.
Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
Clerk: Ok!
Clerk #2: No wait! Alcohol sales need manager approval.
Clerk: Oh, so we have to wait for daddy manager to come approve the sale?!?! Bullshit!
by crudmonkey April 6, 2015
Get the daddy manager mug.Management Hitler (noun): someone with alot of charisma who takes over a project with big ambitions and plans but has literally no skill whatsoever, ends up being a total ass, and can't get anything right despite being told what to do.
Example: "fucking XX came in today and was a total management hitler, now we are pushing the development instead of giving users what they want"
by Lasz December 30, 2016
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Their team of experts specializes in utilizing influencer marketing strategies and online PR to create compelling, attention-grabbing content that resonates with your target audience.
Their team of experts specializes in utilizing influencer marketing strategies and online PR to create compelling, attention-grabbing content that resonates with your target audience.
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Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.
Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure
BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.
Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure
BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Doug:
Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.
Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.
Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019
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