grams cracka

A grams cracka is a very white grandma!!!! You know who they are.

*on the freeway in the fast lane*
"Why is this person going soooo slowly"
*passes*
"Ohhhhhh she's a grams cracka"

by Jojo33 July 04, 2015

Grower's Grams

Similar to "Bakers Dozen" except with cannabis.
There are officially 454 grams in a pound, however ounces are sold as 28grams of weed. 16 ounces are sold as a pound. This leaves 6 grams to be enjoyed by the grower and trim crew.

"Alright. Just finished trimming a pound of Purple Urkle. There's 16 jars for the shelf, and I'll be taking my Grower's Grams home to enjoy"

by Shawnsemillia February 07, 2025

baby gram

A baby gram is a gram that’s underweight or too weak to be one full gram.

My homie said “What’s up with this baby gram? Shit looks a little light lol”

by terrencespectacle January 31, 2019

A gram of Buisson

Commonly refers to a gram of illegal substance. This may be a drug or a high-level, high potency chemical weapon.

Usually forbidden by most states.

Girl: "Hey whats up, you the plug?"
Plug: "Yeah whats good"
Girl: "I need a gram of Buisson"

Plug: "Fuck you retarded? Not on the phone *Hangs Up*"

by tiffanyleckmisch June 08, 2018

Lindsey Gram

A term used to describe a cannabis transaction where the purchaser feels the seller shorted the bag.

You pick up some weed? Yea man, but I think he hit me with that Lindsey gram, need to weigh it out and see.

by Sarah Thoga August 04, 2019

gram hero

Someone seeking “likes”, attention, and/or affirmation by commenting or posting trendy social justice content on social media platforms, specifically instagram, and often on content that is completely irrelevant to wherever the hero is trying to steer the conversation.

Random person: “Here’s a picture of my dog.”
Gram hero: “Trump is a dog, amiright? Someone please like me.”

by CrèmeDream June 23, 2020

Wise-o-Gram

The highest possible level of life experience and knowledge.

You are wise, Poppa is Wise-o-Gram

by slipperycheese91 December 26, 2017