desking

basically its demanding something but claiming that you are asking it just to sound nicer.

he's desking me but he won't admit it.
he's practically screaming at me for it but he's claiming that he isn't.

by lisaisnotasimp April 17, 2020

Desk boy

Someone who post pictures of his desk (often referred to as his "Battle station") every day.

Person A: Jake just posted 5 new pics of his new widescreen monitor again.
Person B: A I guess he's a desk boy.

by loteoo November 11, 2020

Desk Dump

A "desk dump" is the act of jumping onto the desk of a co-worker or manager you hate and doing a poo in the middle of their desk to express how much you dislike them. A similar concept to leaving a bag of dog poo on someone's door step.

"I really hate the head of sales, he's such a dick. I'm going to desk dump him"

by Dumpers March 1, 2020

Clear desks

Have sexual intercourse with a co-worker.

I want to clear desks with Todd after the boss leaves.

by ComradeDoge August 19, 2020

Desk Liquor

The secret stash of liquor, vodka, whiskey, etc., that is stored in one's desk to pull out and drink as needed for extremely stressful days at the office.

Today has been rough so I think I'm going to have a shot of my desk liquor to relax.

by The_Sunn May 19, 2017

computer desk

Bending her over and placing your laptop on her back so you can get laid while you continue gaming or watching videos.

"No need to find another tank, I'll just give her the ol' computer desk."

by Geekbiatch420 June 15, 2017

desk chocolate

Chocolate kept inside your desk for work emergencies

I can’t believe it’s 10am on a Monday and I’m already reaching for my desk chocolate.

by 4ditor March 5, 2018