A stupid little bitch who thinks he can play the guitar and has a small penis he thinks he is awesome none of the girls like him the opposite of a sam
by flyforawhiteguy December 30, 2009

by xD CUNT May 10, 2019

by Shlattesauce420 October 10, 2020

A guy who seems mean at first, but he's just honest about what he says. An austin is a guy who is usually quite and shy until he is comfortable around you. He's a nice person with a good heart until you make him angry or you do wrong by him. If he considers you a close friend he will always have your back. He also has exceptional skills in bed and has a pretty good package under his belt, yes he has a big dick. He isn't the freaky type but with the right person it's the opposite. He isn't one to get rowdy and party unless he is with people who he is comfortable with seeing him make a fool of himself. He is all around a genuine guy who make anyone's day just by being around. If you have an austin as a friend you're a lucky person, he will always help you when you are in need and expect nothing in return.
Girl 1: "I was with Austin the other night..."
Girl 2: "Austin? Austin who?"
Girl 1: "Bitch you know, Big Dick Austin"
Girl 2: "Austin? Austin who?"
Girl 1: "Bitch you know, Big Dick Austin"
by KFC fangirl April 3, 2020

shit what is that smell? ew that monkey lookin fag smells like an austin, let’s go beat his ass and lock him in the women’s bathroom
by i be speaking facts only May 20, 2020

by Pengus June 19, 2020
