Dump-Anchor

The last bit of shit that you cant squeeze out in the first toilet session, meaning you have to return to the toilet again in half an hour to squeeze the rest of the shit out

"good shit?"
"nah"
"why not"
"got a dump-anchor and it wont budge"
"try again in half an hour"

by Scruffy Clay August 15, 2014

Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

by membersmarktp1 September 12, 2014

Anchor station

an anchor station is similar to an anchor channel. However, instead of using a TV station as an anchor, you use a radio station as an anchor. You'll listen to one radio station until your favorite show is on or you find something better.

Ex 1: When you're cruising the airwaves, because your favorite station is playing the third set of commercials in the past ten minutes, you may find another station to listen to for your listening pleasure. That station you find is the anchor station.

Ex 2:
Listener 1: Man, these commercials are annoying, and the "Friday Night Mixtape with LMFAO in the Mix" doesn't start until 9 pm!

Listener 2: There's a station on 97.5 that plays LMFAO-style music all the time! Let's use that as the anchor station until this station starts broadcasting the mix show.

by Dexlab103 November 14, 2013

golden anchor

It's when you fuck her in the ass and then pull out to piss in her face.

Doing her doggie style and then pee on her eye like a golden shower. That is a golden anchor

by Goldenachor November 27, 2013

Anchor cable

A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.

Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?

Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.

Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.

by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016

shock and anchor

Fisting while spreading your fingers so you can't get back out.

I gave her a shock and anchor and she wanted me to release

by Jake busts nuts December 10, 2016

lay an anchor

uh when u have to poop

"Hey mom i'm gonna go lay an anchor"
"Son what does that mean"
"Its uh when u have to poop"
"Ok"

by YEAHBOIII609 November 3, 2015