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Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.
The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!
by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025
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Orange Zipper

A place Trump's sycophants kneel down before.
GQP representatives lined up in front of the Orange Zipper to demonstrate their fealty.
by Tahobo Jr. June 14, 2024
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Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.
My drysuit's got Santi Zipper"
by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024
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Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.
My drysuit's got Santi Zipper, it's got me flooded.
by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024
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Zipper Breaker

the act of nailing your testies and freezing them to turn your caulk into a rocket shape
yo i was gonna fuck that bad bitch but i was too busy setting up my Zipper Breaker... it flew out of my hands!
by gunkemperor49 July 16, 2024
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zipper sisters

Two girls that have sucked the same dick.
Me and Courtney are zipper sisters after that party at Josh’s!
by Chungus in the dark July 29, 2024
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Zipper

Taking a bong rip with a zyn in, with the goal of achieving the same affect as taking a chop (a bong rip with tobacco)
While everyone else took chops, mike took zippers because he quit smoking tobacco
by CianD_05 April 17, 2025
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