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jojo technique

The technique of running away so fast that you manage to outrun a stone mask enhanced hamon user so that your grandfather's best friend survives after a 7 foot tall man with long as fuck hair tries to kill humanity.
"My ultimate technique"
"Oh no..... it can't be the one I'm thinking of... please say it's not"
"Not the Jojo technique"
"RUUUUUUNN!"
by Jutora Cooju August 16, 2020
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East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique

The act of tearing up a persons anus by inserting 2 pounds of pure raw meat up/down their anus, then is continued with a barrage of slaps. This in turn cooks in the meat in the persons anus, how ever this takes time so usually the person slapping uses the final step in the infamous "The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd". This Technique was primarily used by the East Oakland Grim Reaper, who is now incarnated in the local sheriff county jail. This technique is now outlawed and carries a 25 year prison sentence, unless you are in the following countries: Mexico, Japan, Wisconsin, Thailand and Uganda.
The East Oakland Vera Anus Ripper Technique is a dangerous technique and must be done with the proper precautions.
by EastOaklandGrimReaper July 7, 2025
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The Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable
Boy 1- Yo, bro, i got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do The Cosmic Birdo Technique!
by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024
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Cosmic Birdo Technique

The act of putting a kazoo in a girls mouth while cracking a raw egg in her pussy and fucking her hard until its unbearable!
Boy 1- Yo, bro, I got invited to Janet's house yesterday!
Boy 2- How'd it go?
Boy 1- I thought it was going to be a normal night, but then she pulled out a kazoo, and I knew we were going to do the Cosmic Birdo Technique!
by Min0$c0in August 6, 2024
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Taiwanese Handjob Technique

A sexual technique including a reverse grip on the penis and a little bit of feet. The feet are used for ballsack stabilization. A chopstick can be used to sound the urethra if desired.
That Asian chick used the Taiwanese Handjob Technique behind the fish market yesterday and I blew a hot load all over her hand.
by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025
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Slamboni Technique

A technique in which a person jumps over their enemy, grabs them by the neck, and piledrives them.
Wow, that wrestler used the Slamboni Technique on the other wrestler!
by wyainpj December 30, 2019
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A I U TECHNIQUE

The A I U t technique is a power calling ritual that can be used while battling
It can also end the universe
He used the A I U TECHNIQUE to gain power!
by R0ckoM3mer May 14, 2020
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