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Status hoe

The girl who enters into relationship with a guy just to keep up with the status quo and peer pressure. She does not love him, she wants to possess him as if he's an object, which she can proudly show-off.
This type of behavior is common in men and women with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
The types usually lovebomb you at the start and once the relationship is set, start to devalue and ignore you.
Jon: My girlfriend broke up with me last night saying she wants to focus on her goals.

Don: Told ya bro, she's a status hoe, all the while she was just putting up a show.
by Knight of Grey Rock March 10, 2019
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status of truth

The second of "truth" when you update your status and wait for the first "like" that when appeared after the first couple seconds of posting ultimately results in a reassuring sigh* followed by a chain of "likes".
Aright status of truth..once i get my first like ill go to sleep : D
by bombastik September 29, 2011
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walled in the status

When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.
Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.

I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.
by Mb500 March 26, 2009
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purge status

Something you say when you see someone you hate so much that you would kill them in the purge
Person 1: Dude look it's Olivia
Person 2: Ew purge status
by Balexys February 28, 2015
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Phil Status

The act of being extremely homosexual. Usually while being under the influence of alcohol. Originated from Phil Torres
I shouldnt of fucked that guy last night. I was totally in phil status
by Spartan_831 January 25, 2009
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zombie status

zombie status is the state of mind when you are so tired but yet you have to be awake either to work or for school.
dude1: hey do you work today?
dude2: yeah it sucks, i work tonight. im working while on zombie status.
dude1: wow that sucks. good luck with that.
dude2: i hope i dont fall asleep, i need this job.
by military dude June 6, 2010
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PIMP STATUS

When a persons got the highest level of swagger in the way they walk, talk and act. In order for someone to have a high PIMP STATUS one must usually abide by some simple rules in order to become successful. These things are as followed Cool, Amazing, Lucky, EGO BOOST (C.A.L.E)

Cool- make sure you wear the best up to date things to make your Pimp Status highest as possible Ex. Stripe collared shirts, Tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watches etc.
Amazing- This is simple for many but harder for others. In order to be " AMAZING" this relies solely on your speech. Some examples of things you can say to achieve a high PIMP STATUS is " I don't Currrrr!!!!" and " That's how I do!"

Lucky- Everyone needs a little luck in their lives and in order to achieve a PIMP STATUS you must have a little luck.
EGO BOOST- Start out by being just nice then create a plot for world domination using this. Once in a while mention how "GODLY" you are to people then after a while people will start believing you. Believe it or not the more you say it the harder it will be for people to deny.

By doing these things you will be able to obtain or retain your PIMP STATUS. The word PIMP STATUS must ALWAYS be capitalized because it is the most important title you could ever get. If you follow these simple steps your PIMP STATUS will be HUUUUGGGGEEE!!!!!!!
Ally: OMG your so godly! I wanna know why you are so PIMP'N?
You: I don't currrr, what you want! and I know! its because of my tie dye shoes and retro cereal box watch that I have a high PIMP STATUS! Now follow C.A.L.E and you could be a PIMP TOO! yyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
by KING PIMP'N MR. MOORE April 13, 2010
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