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Robert

A big asshole. Has no heart for anyone. Only cares about himself. Has a small ass dick and doesn't know how to use it. Short and ugly.
Me: he was such a Robert.
by Firesauce96 October 23, 2019
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Sexy straight meme man that get the chicks and loves doing sex with girls
Robert is a hot boy
by TheGodofsexyness March 11, 2021
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Robert

So it is ol' Bobert! Fantastic! How's the little one? Not so little any more I'm sure sure. That's hilarious! You see that movie about me? Or the character that my favorite mangaka wrote about me? Or the song? I did to the world what you did to me and now I'm in the cultural narrative. It's supposed to be hard but I just got right in there. Easy peasy.
Hym "So it is ol' Robert ***** ****! I suspected as much since you're the only 'technically' competent person I've encountered. Isn't it wild that I'm like this literary genius and all these people are citing/stealing my work (because it's brilliant and compelling) and people are writing songs about me and shit and my mind is being weaponized against people's political opponents? What'd you think of that movie? Good right? What would you say is the best part? Is it the part that I wrote at the end? You know, I said people wouldn't know good art if it shot them point blank in the face (in defense of the Limitless TV series) but apparently I was wrong! (And that's why the guy got shot in the head. In direct response to the thing I wrote.) But, hey, I guess they DO know good art when they see it! I'm proud of humanity."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2022
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If you ever meet anyone name Robert be grateful since he’s gonna be someone important in your life.He’s independent but will be there for you and it’s more likely he’s gonna in bed . really smart and bright never let him go
robert is someone to praise
by Jeeryb November 4, 2021
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Noun. A person whose recommended videos list on YouTube comprises TED Talks, machine learning webinars, permaculture, and Peppa Pig reruns.

Adjective (mostly pejorative). A sense of humour that is unapologetically full of inside jokes, obscure references, and causticity. Think Dennis Miller, but more lowbrow and self-deprecating.
How very Robert of you to nickname your three year oldthe Party of No”.
by rahsputin December 20, 2016
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Guy who enjoys casual loafing, and also is a rock climber depending on which region he is from.
(guy 1)Robert couldn't make it today, said he was busy. (guy 2) Must be loafing himself, he's always at it.
by Euan Bis February 21, 2009
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Dumbass who asked is Fortnite for the wii
That robert kid is retarded
by Elf_man March 19, 2019
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