plop

Plop, a retard that plays miners haven, a roblox game
also hes a shit exploiter

Yo guys, I just did a plop and got banned!

by reah_x December 15, 2019

Plop Anxiety

The fear of someone hearing you poop, particularly in a public toilet

I held onto my shit until the coast was clear, my Plop Anxiety was real

by Tractorgasm April 10, 2024

hot plop

When you eat spicy food and have a painfully hot bowel movement the next day.

I ate a ghost pepper burrito and had to take a hot plop the next day! Ouch!

by Pain Killaz March 30, 2017

Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz

Oh, what a relief it is! (I.e., da bowels-clearing equivalent of Alka-Seltzer.)

"Plop, plop --- whiz, whiz" refers to what hopefully happens soon after you take a laxative --- i.e., you copiously expel lumps of poop in a long series of loud splashes in da toilet-bowl, while also urinating profusely (noisy farting optional); you also supposedly feel much more relaxed and comfortable afterwards, da same as da famous antacid promises.

by QuacksO June 21, 2024

Plop Prop

Plop Props are generally things like feces, slimy trash, or wadded up used toilet paper gathered for the purpose of throwing at someone you don't like. Anything that makes the sound Plop when it hits it's target is a plop prop.

I have plenty of plop props for my high school principal's house and car! He won't know what hit him, but he won't want to go home or touch his car again!

by Goyoza June 24, 2010

Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping

by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021

Plipity plop

Plipity plop is to move a plant out of its pot and put it into a hole in the ground.

Jiminiey Billybob would you mind just to plipity plop that bay tree over here in this hole? Sure, I’ll just plipity plop it in, no worries!

by E to the A January 1, 2021