When choosing to respect other’s choice to disrespect other’s choice is against respecting everybody’s choice.
by prandtlstokes November 05, 2021
When you struggle with something and call for help, and the other person solves the problem by just existing and you look like an idiot.
You can't find your favorite shirt after an hour of looking and your mom finds it in your closet in 5 seconds? Mom Paradox.
Your computer keeps crashing but when you call IT everything works like new? Mom Paradox.
You can't find your favorite shirt after an hour of looking and your mom finds it in your closet in 5 seconds? Mom Paradox.
Your computer keeps crashing but when you call IT everything works like new? Mom Paradox.
Kid: "Mom the TV isn't turning on something is wrong"
Mom: *presses the ON button on the TV and it works just find* "What's the problem?"
Kid: "The Mom Paradox"
Mom: *proceeds to beat the kid*
Mom: *presses the ON button on the TV and it works just find* "What's the problem?"
Kid: "The Mom Paradox"
Mom: *proceeds to beat the kid*
by Guulagg February 22, 2022
When three men have sexual intercourse but it is not considered a homosexual act because of the golden rule. "It's not gay when its a threeway."
Cody: Michael, Brad, and I fucked all night!
Brandon: I thought you were straight?
Cody: Dude, I am! It's the threeway paradox.
Brandon: Oh, yeah. You right.
Brandon: I thought you were straight?
Cody: Dude, I am! It's the threeway paradox.
Brandon: Oh, yeah. You right.
by W31R40 August 26, 2018
A vast and conflicting concept, The Riley Paradox was first observed forming from the mind of the person it is named after, Riley. The Riley Paradox is not an external object, however it is a transcended mindset when all mental fragments combine, where one would usually struggle with the grating of sadness across the soul, there is a concentrated core of all emotion, memories and logic into an ever flowing ball, meaning that any force will be dissipated but also experienced. To obtain the Riley Paradox, one must go through their darkest days, emerge victorious and experience prolonged exposure to multiple instances of Lewdity among other unexplainable internal events. There are multiple categories for the Riley Paradox, each named in "Versions" eg. V1, V2 and V3. Each version encompasses combined fragments, for example, the desire for Monster Girls.
The Riley Paradox is nothing easily explained, but this is a rough basic rundown on it.
The Riley Paradox is nothing easily explained, but this is a rough basic rundown on it.
Guy: Yo so you going alright man?
The Riley Paradox Obtainee: No, I have an insatiable desire for Monster Girls. V3 is hitting hard today.
Guy: Okay...
The Riley Paradox Obtainee: No, I have an insatiable desire for Monster Girls. V3 is hitting hard today.
Guy: Okay...
by Obtainee of the Paradox September 06, 2019
by Foreign_Prophet May 12, 2023
Intense contractions caused by running faster to make it to the toilet in time. The paradox is that the faster you run, the faster you will get to the toilet — but also, the faster you run, the more imminent becomes the dropping of the deuce prior to making it to the toilet.
by Ae5Ea8 September 24, 2016
The grandfather paradox is a paradox of time travel in which inconsistencies emerge through changing the past.
Everyone: What is Grandfather Paradox?
Me: Something like you go back in time and kill your grandfather so that you won’t exist in time.
Me: Something like you go back in time and kill your grandfather so that you won’t exist in time.