An insulting name you can call someone when you don't want to be too mean but when you want to make sure they know that you think they're an idiot. many people may ask why you would use the Muppets good name in such a way, but seeing as there are good and bad Muppets their arguments are invalid.
now you know this definition so you can avoid looking like an Uncultured Muppet in future conversations
by WrDdMaStEr June 21, 2021

A condition that occurs to a middle-aged woman’s face where features become more Muppet-like. Characterized by fat over the eyelids, and a very straight thin lipped unhappy appearance. Usually accompanied by duller hair and skin color.
by jumpin george September 13, 2013

by ledavinci May 29, 2018

A muppet fart is the result of an air pocket inside a woman's vagina being pushed out violently during sexual intercourse.
Last night Lisa and I were having sex and she let out the loudest muppet fart I've ever heard.
Eat a dick ya muppet fart.
Eat a dick ya muppet fart.
by Muppet Fart June 27, 2016

by Emithises' Shit Post February 4, 2017

by Lo-G January 3, 2008

A person(s) who mis-reads a question(s) on the internet and embarrasingly requests the definition, and - or, a person who replies wrongly to said question.
Person A: It's okay
Person B: I wish it was, talk another time. Bye.
Person A: What do you mean I wish it was talk another time?
Person A: You wish we could talk another time?
Person A: Ooooh, I'm a Red Muppet. You meant, you wish it was okay and we'll talk another time.
The term Red Muppet derives from the original term "Muppet", the term "Red" has been applied so that it conveys someone is embarrased and also a "Muppet".
Person B: I wish it was, talk another time. Bye.
Person A: What do you mean I wish it was talk another time?
Person A: You wish we could talk another time?
Person A: Ooooh, I'm a Red Muppet. You meant, you wish it was okay and we'll talk another time.
The term Red Muppet derives from the original term "Muppet", the term "Red" has been applied so that it conveys someone is embarrased and also a "Muppet".
by Red Muppet September 6, 2009
