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child molester

Bro you're such a child molester
by eliharvey October 25, 2019
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Chester the molester

Definition...person who fondles children. ( Sick scumbag) etc....
Old Chester the molester is giving Bob berchtold a run for his money on next level kid toucher....
by BigC77 February 2, 2019
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child molester

"I heard that guy over there was something of a child molester as a kid"

Lyrics from a song by a former child molester:

"Always been a pervert so I accept the insults
When I was a kid, I fucking molested adults"
by TheCapN420 April 10, 2025
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Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.
"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"
by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017
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Molested diaper

When your pureed diet causes you to violently shit your adult diaper.
Damn it smells like Johns wearing a Molested diaper.
by Tan Stan September 28, 2023
mugGet the Molested diapermug.

micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you
I love being micro molested by Microsoft
by DerekLombardi July 27, 2015
mugGet the micro molestmug.

towel molestation

When moles dig into a towel
Damn i have towel molestation in my towels
by Frogbigfartpissyman June 20, 2021
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